Funny Office Desk Signs, Sarcastic Work Decor, Snarky Coworker Gift, Dark Humor Office Signs, Small Wood Signs for Desk

Add a little humor (or a lot of sarcasm) to your workspace with these funny office desk signs! Made from 3mm basswood plywood, each sign features a snarky or dark humor phrase that’s perfect for coworkers, friends, or yourself. Whether you love sarcasm, dark humor, or just need to keep the mood light in the office, these signs make it clear where you stand.

🪵 Details:

• Laser cut & engraved on 3mm basswood plywood

• Size when assembled: approx. 2.71” x 6.4”

• Freestanding design — perfect for desks, cubicles, or shelves

• Lightweight, natural wood finish

🎁 Perfect For:

• Coworkers with a sense of humor

• Office gifts, Secret Santa, White Elephant exchanges

• Friends who live for sarcasm

• Home office decor

• Small business owners with personality

✨ Available Phrases (Choose Your Favorite!):

• Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath

• I Just Work Here

• Chaos Coordinator

• Sarcasm, It's How I Hug

• Stupid Questions Get Stupid Answers

• Not My Circus Not My Monkeys

• Shitshow Supervisor

• No Soliciting

• Not Friendly

• Have The Day You Deserve

• I'll Try Being Nicer, You Try Being Smarter

• Hey, Trainwreck, Wrong Desk

🛑 Please Note:
Due to the natural qualities of basswood plywood, slight variations in grain and color are normal. Handle with care — this is a decorative item, not a toy.